Sorry Jack

C C F G C C F G C C F G C Twenty years and going strong. C He's never kissed a girl besides his mom. F He's got a throw pillow from his favourite show. G He wears a f***ing fedora everywhere he goes. C I don't think this guy is on this world. C He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl F So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be. G C Why does this always happen to me? C To me? C She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid. C Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick. G Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights. F G He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight. C She took her skirt off, he didn't notice. C He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss. G He missed the signs, so she found a different guy. F G So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time. C Girls just suck, they're out of touch. C I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much. F So she's a b**** cause she doesn't like you back. F G She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack. C But come tonight he's gonna' think of you and C he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand. F Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep. F G C That's the girl that was meant to be with me. C With me. C She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid. C Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick. G Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights. F G He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight. C She took her skirt off, he didn't notice. C He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss. G He missed the signs, so she found a different guy. F G So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time. [Now would be a great time to try out that riff thai is up at the top. if you're not feeling up for it, you can just play a steady stream of C chords for 8 measures] C What's the matter? C Never had her. F Find another. G Hide your daughters. C Suck up your pride. C Go with the ride. F Sometimes you lose. G She doesn't want you. C What's the matter? (Move on) C Never had her. (Let go) F You'll be alright. (She's gone) N.C. Better luck next time. C She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid. C Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick. G Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights. F G He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight. C She took her skirt off, he didn't notice. C He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss. G He missed the signs, so she found a different guy. F G So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time. C She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid. C Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick. G Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights. F G He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight. C She took her skirt off, he didn't notice. C He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss. G He missed the signs, so she found a different guy. F G So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time. C F C Wait. Don't go, hold on. I know we were meant to be (What's the matter?) (Never had her.) C G C One chance. Please stay. I guess you're happy without me. (You'll be alright.)