Sad Song

D G A D I've got a problem, I'm always so sad D The littlest things get me pissed off or mad G My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad A So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have D I'm just a baby I think that explains it D I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted G I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it A And nobody likes this picture I painted D My only messages come from my mommy D I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me G You're kinda cute but your friend is a hottie A His shiny white teeth and his muscular body D I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy D My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie G My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy A Why do these small things always upset me? D D Little things make me wanna cry sometimes G G But that's just life A A It'll be alright D If you're really sad D Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing this song D If you're really sad D Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing along D What's a party? I've never been D Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in G I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win A So I bought two more and I lost again D My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin' D I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian G I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson A Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in D My shoes are too small and I can't fit my foot in D Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin' G I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't A Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't D My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt D I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk G I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop A I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop D D Little things make me wanna cry sometimes G G But that's just life A A It'll be alright D If you're really sad D Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing this song D If you're really sad (like really sad) D Everything just turns out wrong (I'm talking about everything!) G If you're really sad (like really sad!) A Let me hear you sing along (sing it you idiot!) D If you're really sad D Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing this song D If you're really sad D Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing along D G A N.C. Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this N.C. But the song is over now, cause I'm all out of ly- N.C. Alright this had to end in a bad note didn't it?