Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

Gm B B F D Gm Bb On a hot summer's night, 'neath the Southern Cross star C Gm I saw a young man being thrown from a bar Gm Bb He violently vomited, fell to the ground C Gm Then out of his mouth came a beautiful sound Bb He said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F D Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb Many years passed then I heard it again C Gm At an auction in Sydney one sunny weekend Bb A young couple bids, going once, going twice C Gm Then a cashed up investor quadruples the price Bb He said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F D Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb The couple replied "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Eb F An elderly woman was teaching grade one Dm Eb She longed to but retire hadn't the funds F There's only one lesson I'll teach you she said Dm Eb Ebm Build up your super and then she dropped dead Bb And the children sang "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F D Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb A wife got home early on her anniversary C Gm To find her husband pants-down in the nursery Bb Screwing the nanny with nowhere to hide F F# Gm So he just kept on thrusting and shrugged to his wife Bb Saying "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb And the nanny said "will I still get paid now?" F Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb A man sits alone on an island offshore C Gm He's been there for years and he'll be there for more Bb And each night before bed, he looks up at the sky C D Gm And he asks what went wrong, then he hears our reply Bb We say "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F D Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb And he responds "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" F Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Bb There are 200 countries, so I'll never know C Gm If my one is better than all of them, so Bb I'll just go with the crowd, and I'll be a good boy F D N.C. And if someone says "Aussie", then I'll reply "Oi." Gm Bb This curious, cryptic, hypnotic refrain F D Gm Oi, oi, oi Bb I don't know what it means, but it helps ease the pain F D Gm Oi, oi, oi Bb So next time you're feeling lonely or low F D Gm Oi, oi, oi Bb Just say the word "Aussie" three times in a row, then go F F# Gm "Oi, oi, oi." Additional Verses- use the same chord structure as the other verse Many years passed then I heard it again On a beach in St. Kilda one sunny weekend "You flew here, I grew here!", I heard a man say And as he was choking on capsicum spray A shark, it was swimming alone in the sea Great white and wild, so young and so free But a surfer complained, so they shot it to death And as the shark sank, it took one final breath