Secrets - Ver 2

F#m D I've got a secret, I've got one too A E Tell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you) F#m D Unload your burden, relinquish your lie A I'm ashamed, you are safe now E My day of judgment has arrived D A E Rise up, stand tall F#m D For the keeper of secrets will fall A E E While the truth teller quenches his thirst – at the fountain of justice! F#m D You go first. No after you. A E Rock paper scissors? (oh that’s funny isn’t it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.) F#m D Well please I insist after all how can I be so sure A That the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you E In comparison to, your secret Which might be as boring as bat shit F#m My standard of secrets are second to none D There are nazi’s who would not believe what I've done A my secrets are massive, I bet I've got more E I'm a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore! F#m I ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist D I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving A I don’t flush at parties, I dabble in arsine E I love polystyrene I voted for Howard F#m I leave without paying I j-walk I litter D I love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter A I don’t wear a helmet I wear womens shoes E I slept with your grandma D I slept with my grandmother too A E but these are mere samples, common examples of everyday F#m D Things that we keep locked away D A E and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin F#m D of my soul, a secret that’s too big to say A E F#m D rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall D A I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy E F#m I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car D A E I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes F#m I organize cockfights I piss in the spa B F# E I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic G#m I spread salmonella B F# I told my accountant I'm semi retired E G#m I pay cash in hand coz my visas expired E B and secrets are like margarine, F# G#m they're easy to spread but harder to clean E B off your pants and once that stain is seen F# F# everyone knows I’ve been stickin my dick in the fridge! B What? Nothing. Secrets!