Perspective Soon Youll Be Dead

G Am When the milk in your fridge has expired C G When a pebble is stuck in your shoe G Am When you feel a bit peckish or tired C G Or you're stuck at the end of a queue Bm Em Don't get disgruntled or grumpy C G Try not to overreact Bm Em C D Your blood pressure will fall when you simply recall this one inescapable fact: G Soon you'll be dead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) C G D G Pushing up daisies or kept in an urn when you're dead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-badah) C G D G And your corpse will not care about all of your shit G Am When the Wi-fi is slow at your café C G And they sat you right next to the door G Am And then simmered and sautéed your spinach C G When you specifically requested it raw Bm Em When your colleague is breathing too loudly C G When your screen doesn't work on the plane Bm Em When the bus is a bit overcrowdly C D You're a f**k-knuckle if you complain G 'Cause soon you'll be dead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) C G D G So shut your fat mouth 'cause it won't matter shit when you're dead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-ba-dah) C G D G You're a speck in the cosmos and soon you'll be dead G Am So next time you're at the self-checkout C G And it won't scan your Barbecue Shapes G Am And you swear and you scream and you jab at the screen C G As hate drips from your face Bm Em Before you obnoxiously beckon C G The cashier to come and assist Bm Em Just consider this fact for a second: C D Arseholes are seldomly missed G When they are dead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) C G D G No-one's requesting the manager when they are dead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) C G D G No-one is wearing an Apple Watch when they are dead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) C G D G No-one is voting for Donald Trump when they are dead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) C G D A No-one is gluten intolerant when they are dead F#m (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) D A E A Or charging for baggage on Tiger when they are dead F#m (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) D A E B Or posting their breakfast on Instagram when they are dead G#m (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) E B F# B Or being a real estate agent when they are dead G#m (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) E B F# B Or locking up kids in detention when they are dead G#m (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) E F# When you're stuck in the rain F# B When you're late for your train B G#m When a cyclist is hoggin' your lane E F# Suck it up and shut the f**k up ('Cause you're gonna be) E F# Suck it up and shut the f**k up (You know you wanna be) E F# Suck it up and shut the f**k up B 'Cause soon you'll be dead B F# E (Bah-badup bap-bah badub bap bah ba bada bada ha-skaboogely boogely boogely, yip bap badap bup bah debah bup F# bah bah) B Soon You'll be Dead