It Has To Get Bether Than This

G C G C Sammy J G C Life is like a wombat, it's tricky to embrace G And when you try to pin it down C It kicks you in the face Randy G C Life is like a futon, it's held in high regard G So you pretend you're comfy C But it's really fucking hard BOTH D C But as our dreams and dignity lie shattered on the floor D The future's looking brighter C hold 'Cause at least right now we're sure N.C. That it has to get better than this G C Em It's not a hard equation, 'cause anything is better than the shittest situation A And this situation's shit C But shit is still subjective D So next time you're in the shit C D Use this shit to get perspective Sammy J Bm Em And life is like a microwave Randy C It spins you round BOTH G Bm And then it starts to stink Sammy J Em It's like a piccolo Randy C Much shorter than you think Sammy J D Life is like a sphincter Randy C It was fun until it bled Sammy J D Life is like a power-point BOTH C You lick it, then you're dead! G But any shit would be better than this C And there's so much shit remaining Em So next time shit hits the fan A7 Open up your mouth, it's raining! C Gobble up the shit that's there D And you'll soon start to adore it B Em 'Cause that shit just won't compare to the shit that came before it C It has to get better than this D Now shit will have to reverse C And our shit can only get better Dsus4 G Because how could shit get any worse?