Ditch

B G#m E F# B G#m E F# B B G#m I am crawling back down in the ditch today E I got a crazy-ass wife F# Got a baby on the way B Glad i got work G#m Glad i got pay E F# B I’m crawling back down in the ditch today B The crew’s a bunch of stoners G#m The boss is a shit E Be a miracle if one of us F# Does not get hit B By a ton of pipe G#m On a cheap ass chain E Swinging round the sky F# F# In this pouring ass rain B G#m I am crawling back down in the ditch today E I got a crazy-ass wife F# Got a baby on the way B Glad i got work G#m Glad i got pay E F# B I’m crawling back down in the ditch today B My crazy-ass wife G#m She’s nutty as her brother E Supposed to marry rich F# According to her mother B Supposed to marry up G#m Now she is knocked up down E By a poor man F# F# Wrestling a pipe in the ground B G#m I am crawling back down in the ditch today E I got a crazy-ass wife F# Got a baby on the way B Glad i got work G#m Glad i got pay E F# B I’m crawling back down in the ditch today E F# My wife god bless her and for what it is worth E Thinks she and Taylor Swift E Were twins at birth B G#m Separated . . . at birth E F# F# F# F# F# Earth to wife . . . wife to earth B G#m I am crawling back down in the ditch today E I got a crazy-ass wife F# Got a baby on the way B Glad i got work G#m Glad i got pay E F# B I’m crawling back down in the ditch today B I’m glad i got work G#m Glad i got pay E F# B I’m crawling back down in the ditch today