Slim Pickins

{name:_Intro}_ A F#m D A E {name: Verse 1} A F#m Guess I'll end this life alone D I am not dramatic A E these are just the thoughts that pass right through me A A/G# F#m All the douchebags in my phone D Play 'em like a slot machine A E C#7 If they're winnin', I'm just losin' {name: Pre-Chorus} F#m A boy who's jacked and kind D Dm Can't find his ass to save my life {name: Chorus} A F#m Oh, it's slim pickings Bm If I can't have the one I love C#m D I guess it's you that I'll be kissing A G Just to get my fixings D Since the good ones are deceased or taken E A I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' {name: Post-Chorus} F#m D Ah-ah-ah-ah A E Ah-ah-ah-ah {name: Verse 2} A F#m Jesus, what's a girl to do? D This boy doesn't even know A E A the difference between "their," "there" and "they are" F#m Yet he's naked in my room D Missing all the things he's missing A E C#7 God knows that he isn't living large {name: Pre-Chorus} F#m A boy who's nice, that breathes D Dm I swear he's nowhere to be seen {name: Chorus} A F#m It's slim pickings Bm If I can't have the one I love C#m D I guess it's you that I'll be kissing A G Just to get my fixings D Since the good ones are deceased or taken E A F#m I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' D A E Moanin' and bitchin' {name:_Outro}_ A G D Dm Since the good ones call their exes wasted D Dm And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening D Then I'll just be here in the kitchen E A Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'