Defenders Of Marriage

Am E7 Am E7 Am E7 Every time we think about same-s*x marriage Am E7 Am E7 It makes us sick to our guts F I mean, two people who want to commit to a stable Monogamous life-long relationship E7 Move to 8th fret What are they, nuts? It's unnatural! Pre-Chrous Am G F C Now a man should not lie with a person who is a guy Bbmaj7 Bm7-5 He should only lie to his wife, the bible is clear We're Am E7 Defenders of marriage Am E7 In three-button suits Am E7 F E7 We'll raise our double standard and see who salutes Am E7 Defenders of marriage Am G F E7 Defending the institution against people who want to get married Am E7 Am E7 Every time we think about same-s*x parents Am E7 Am E7 "Oh, my gosh!" we exclaim F I mean, two people who want to provide a protective And nurturing family environment E7 Move to 8th fret Have they no shame? It's so deviant! Pre-Chrous Am G F C It's the Lord's holy word, as my second wife said to my third Bbmaj7 Bm7-5 That a family's based on obligation and fear We're Am E7 Defenders of marriage Am E7 Connubial narcs Am E7 F E7 Ever vigilant and patriotic patriarchs Am E7 Defenders of marriage Am G F E7 Defending the institution against people who want to get married Am E Am One summer evening when my woman was doing laundry E Am I shared a six-pack with an old John Bircher F E And oh so wisely he imparted an ancient quandary, to ponder E N.C. E N.C. Am He said, "It's nature versus legislature." Spoken Are people born gay, or do they turn gay just to piss off Dick Armey? Am E7 We're an army of dicks Am E7 With a militant stance Am F C E Let's get the government out of our lives and into our pants Am E7 Defenders of marriage Am G F E7 Defending the institution against people who want to get married Am And have their insurance carried E7 And be beneficiary'd Am E7 Am E7 Am And be next to the ones they love when they are buried