We Cant Let Al Qaeda Get Their Hands On This

C# G# C# There's a secret installation on the western seas F# C# G# Cunningly disguised among the Hebrides F# C# A#m F# It might seem innocent to those who are naive C# G# C# But this could bring a super power to its knees. C# G# C# Now I am a US Internet spy F# C# G# And I've seen what they're up to with my own eyes F# C# A#m F# They say it's only whisky but I'm tellin' you, C# G# C# They tested it on the local folk and I've seen what it can do. F# So be careful how you're steppin' C# A#m Round this deadly lethal weapon C# G# And tell all the patriots it's time to enlist F# We've got to take some action C# A#m 'Gainst this weapon of mass distraction C# G# C# Oh we can't let Al Qaeda get their hands on this. C# G# C# The scary thing is it's made from a kind of grass F# C# G# With biological action to give it critical mass F# C# A#m F# And if they get it up to 90 ABV C# G# C# It's going to be an awesome WMD F# So be careful how you're steppin' C# A#m Round this deadly lethal weapon C# G# And tell all the patriots it's time to enlist F# We've got to take some action C# A#m 'Gainst this weapon of mass distraction C# G# C# Oh we can't let Al Qaeda get their hands on this. C# G# C# So I got me a sample and sent it to the lab F# C# G# The lab report came back sayin' "Man this stuff's not bad" F# C# A#m F# So I am defecting 'cos one thing's clear C# G# C# I'd rather die from this stuff than from American beer F# So be careful how you're steppin' C# A#m Round this deadly lethal weapon C# G# And tell all the patriots it's time to enlist F# We've got to take some action C# A#m 'Gainst this weapon of mass distraction C# G# C# 2x Oh we can't let Al Qaeda get their hands on this.