Hentai Metal

Cm D 4x Cm Bb I fear there's something's wrong with you son Fm G And it's not just me, it is everyone Cm Bb We hear strange sounds when you lock your doors Fm G Since the kitchen bluetooth speakers are still paired to yours! Cm Bb I've found your crusty socks and tissues Fm G It breaks my heart to know you've cried! Cm Bb Your mother respects your privacy Fm G But what on earth is this "hen tie"? Cm Bb Why!? Oh Why!? Fm G Mom don't look me in the eyes! Cm Bb Fm G For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli! Cm My screen goes white! Bb Fm G Make me decide between hentai and my last breath Cm Well I'll choose death! Bb Fm Yeah I'll choose G Death! Cm Mom!? D GET OUT!!! Cm D What even is "Ahegao"!? Cm D# "Futanari"!? Girls with dicks!? Fm G I need this mousepad for my arthritis! Cm D# And this item is my device for floatation Fm G You know I like to swim, it's not for masturbation! Cm Bb Yaoi is how I learn kanji best! Fm G# Bible black is simply a religious text! Cm Bb 2d girls won't betray me, and real girls are dumb Fm She'll never leave me G And always makes me come ...to my senses! Cm Bb Why!? Oh Why!? Fm G Mom don't look me in the eyes! Cm Bb Fm G For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli! Cm My screen goes white! Bb Fm G Make me decide between hentai and my last breath Cm Well I'll choose death! Bb Fm Yeah I'll choose G Death!