Happy Christmas The Whole World Has Changed

G G G G G Happy Christmas Em Your mother looks older C D G And sadder than I've ever seen her Em Bm Those lines when she looks down are new C D G Or, at least I haven't seen 'em before Em G Took lye to my eyes Em Stuffed rocks in my boots A Bm C And was descended upon by a lonely woman Cmaj7 D G And her unruly children who tried to hide me away G G Happy Christmas Em The whole world has changed C F# There's an orange ape in the White House G And your mother looks strange Em Bm So tell me what the hell to do C F#m G When love don't recede like you want it to Em G They've plied me with booze Em They've sucked on my toes A Bm C I've been transported to Rome by enlightened females F# G And I never wanted you more Em So happy Christmas G Bm You f**k C Cmaj7 Em Holy hell... Goddamnit Cmaj7 Em I get lost without you C Cmaj7 D G I get lost without you, jelly Em Oh here it comes again C Cmaj7 Bm Another weekend without you Cmaj7 D G Where I'll pace around with a gun in my mouth Em C Oh here it comes again Cmaj7 D Cmaj7 I'll go to sleep with my shoes on Am That's when it starts to get weird, oh C G I have a vision Am C G Some just call 'em dreams Em Bm Cmaj7 Cmaj7 You're a little bit older and you understand these things Am C G Then one day, quite by chance Am C In a city that resembles Los Angeles G A Em You reach out your hand G A Em Cmaj7 You reach out your hand and say, 'hey padre D How ya doin? Cmaj7 Asus4 A I've never seen you quite this spry before G Am Em Yeah, you appear like smoke G A Em We might share a joke C D About the time I had the bad dream Cmaj7 D That lasted so long Instr w/Vocalizations G Em G Em C F# Bm C Cmaj7 F# D G Em G G G Happy Christmas Em And thank the lord Cmaj7 F# That we are only brushed by this storm End on Bm