The Sketchy Guy From Craigslist Song

A A C#m G Mr. Fly has been compromised -Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that A C#m G a rat has taken up residence inside. -It's a long story A Where does one turn... C#m when one needs... G G a new place to sit. A C#m think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think - G Craigslist! A C#m G Beatrice has been compromised -Beatrice is my couch, I named her that... A Now it's red C#m G though it once was white. -I have chronic nosebleeds. A How in the world C#m G G would one get rid of this? A C#m think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think - G G Craigslist! F#m I'm posting an ad.. D We're replying to an ad A* on Craigslist.. F#m It looks like a real red couch! D Look at this real red couch A* on Craigslist! F#m We gotta snag this couch, man. D I'm gonna call him - A* boop, boop, boop, boop beedee boop boop boop boop F#m D A* riiiing, riiiing, riii-- Hello... F#m Uh, hello, um, I'm calling - You calling about a couch? D Yeah, I am... A* I knew it, I could smell you from here. F#m D Uh, okay well um, I just-- I'm interested in it A* Just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by F#m I'm here waiting for you, boys. D You can't see me can you? A* No (Keep Strumming) Okay good, keep it that way until you get here Come right now? You better get here real quick I gotta bathe my mother. Stop Goodbye A We're buying a sofa F#m yeah that's what we're gonna do E but I'm pretty sure we're buying it D* A from a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude A Here we are, we're at the front door A A Ring the doorbell. A Okay... A ding dong A ding dong A ding dong ding dong A Hey, hey Phillip. A Uh, I'Am not Phillip - A You smell different when you're awake... A you got a real nice forehead... A Thanks ... I mean, I usually cover it up, but - A Well let me ask you a question A I lost my tangerine potato smoothie A can I check y'all's hairs for it? A We're not buying a sofa F#m that's not what we're gonna do E cause he's most definitely D* A the most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!