My Belly Button

A# I can't believe we lived to be this old Gm And somehow we've never seen this hole A# A little dip with a little bit of lint inside it Gm Underneath this cotton tee you've been hiding A# It's time that we unwrapped this gift Gm Let's bring back the male midriff A# It's my belly button, my belly belly button Gm I won't pretend like it's nothing, cause my belly belly button's really really something D# Something I want to show to you A# You should call me a seal, cause I'm going full naval I'll be dazzled,I made a nugget dip taste it Gm Hold up, fill the hole up, with molten gold Molten gold nugget for my charm bracelet A# Potting soil, random seeds Gm Douglas fir, sapling maple tree These are gonna get massive, and absorb a lot of greenhouse gases A# The fact is, we're helping the planet's health Wait, we carbon offset ourselves! A# So, we can cruise around in big SUV Gm And these trees allow us to ride separately D# Let's continue this conversation A# On our inefficient gas-powered phones Talking Part A# Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention: It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant, exclusively for children. Chorus 2x A# It's my belly button, my belly belly button Gm I won't pretend like it's nothing, cause my belly belly button's really really something D# Something I want to show to you A# It's my belly button, my belly belly button Gm I won't pretend like it's nothing, cause my belly belly button's really really something D# Something I want to show to you