The Secret Life Of A Hamster Song

Am Am/E G Am Am/E G Am Am/E G Everyone knows what a hamster does Am Am/E G or do you? Am Am/E G They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets Am Am/E G and then poo poo... Am Am/E G They drink from their water bottle thing over there Am Am/E G and they love it Am Am/E G They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere Am Am/E G STOP or does it? Am C Hamsters, they got something to hide G Dm Hamsters, they got that secret life Dm let's take a peek inside Am Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis C auditing University of Phoenix classes G they do it for the knowledge not the credit Dm trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit Am Reading all that newspaper lining their cage C caught up on the world's events a few days late G building tiny cities underneath that mulch Dm where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult Am C Hamsters, they got something to hide G Dm Hamsters, they got that secret life Am Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market C moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it G playing Call of Tiny Duty on a play station Dm it's preparation for their tiny invasion Am Plotting their escape while enjoying origami C flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati G J-walking and robbing graves Dm I'm sure they have pure motives we just can't understand their ways Am C Hamsters, they got something to hide G Dm Hamsters, they got that secret life Am C Hamsters, every time you look away G Dm Hamsters, more than meets the cage Am -What does it mean? N.C. -I don't know N.C. -It's like more than meets the eye, but it's a cage N.C. -Wow, so smart N.C. -Maybe not though...