The Cats 9 Lives Song

One, two, three... A Meow D Get into character. Dead cat A Lookin' down from Heaven D I see my flat carcass -in front of 7-11 A Wish I could say it was the first time D but I'm a cat -so in terms of lives she's had nine A The first time I died as I remember D I landed on my feet -but it was into a blender A Next life my fancy feast cans had somethin' in them D that really fancy thing -was botulism A Took life 3 easy nappin' on some jeans D the problem was the jeans -were in a washing machine Bm Don't feel sorry for me E N.C. I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream A Life four I became a pillow on pinterest D Life five I died from sheer disinterest A Life six Had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers D Life seven Chased a bird into a wood chipper A Life eight A Donated my guts for tennis rackets D N.C but turns out they don't even use cat guts can you put that in brackets -We'll add it in post Bm I hope this song wasn't a drag E I just had to let this cat A N.C. out of the bag N.C. -Uh, well technically they're putting you in a bag N.C. -What? N.C. -Yeah I think that's like a sanitary worker N.C. -Is that what they, do they... N.C. -Yeah that's what they do for a living, they clean up. N.C. -What makes you guys cat experts? N.C. -Well this is cat heaven, welcome. N.C. -We're dead cats N.C. -We welcome other new arrivals... with a song N.C. -Wow, you guys really put life on paws