Space Junk

[ Rhett and Link] F Bbm We've got the greatest job on Earth F And we're not even on Earth Bbm We're orbiting the world, you see Collecting space debris F Expended rockets, expired satellites Bbm F Circling the globe, endangering space flight We're the guys cleaning up the mess Bbm Putting astronauts' families' fears to rest Am Dm Gm You wouldn't believe the premium on my life insurance policy Am Dm Even a paint chip would take off my arm G C Traveling at orbital velocity F Am Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff Dm C We make it safe for shuttles to fly F Am We're trash men, weightless trash men! Dm C Cleaning up the crap you left behind F Bbm We got hit by Soviet trash last year F From the cosmonauts on Mir Bbm But our worst memory was when we Were sprayed by frozen pee F Bbm Here's some old bag of toiletries (What's in it?) F Sunscreen and hydrocortisone cream Bbm And the ashes of Gene RoddenberrY F Ah! Tom Hank's script from Apollo 13! Am Dm Gm You wouldn't believe the premium on my life insurance policy Am Dm Even a toenail would cut off my head G C Traveling at orbital velocity F Am Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff Dm C Living the cosmic custodian life F Am We're trash men, weightless trash men! Dm C F Scouring space while trying not to die!