Photoshop Your Memories

<Intro> G-III Bm C-III D-V <Verse 1> G-III You pull out your photos of Bm Your wedding in the Spring C-III And you're confronted by your double chin D-V And your bald spot glistening G-III You could get a membership Bm At the fitness hut down the road, C-III Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down D-V And even give yourself a 'fro. <Verse 2> G-III Your high school reunion Bm Is coming next Friday C-III And you know everyone will ask to see some D-V Pictures of the babies that you've made. G-III But the problem is your kid's head is big. Bm I mean, we're talking "Alien" size here. C-III Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag D-V And it won't seem so severe. <Chorus> D-V) G Em Photoshop your memories. Am A picture's worth a thousand words, D So a few white lies shouldn't hurt. <Verse 3> G-III Your birthday, this past Monday, Bm Was a fun day, except for one thing: C-III Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl, D-V Stuck her face in every frame. G-III You'd prefer to remember Bm That day without her tattooed brows. C-III The simplest solution: decrease the resolution D-V And crop that woman out. <Chorus> D-V) G Em Photoshop your memories. Am Your real life may be sub-par, D But you can be who you want people to think you are. <Bridge> D G-III Make yourself thin. Bm Give yourself abs. C-III Remove that mole. D-V Say "No" to crack. D-V) G-III Say you went to the Alps Bm In a luxury car C-III With a Swedish Model. D-V Just be who you want people to think you are. <Outro/Chorus> D-V) G Em Photoshop your memories. Am A picture's worth a thousand words D G So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.