If Bubbles Were Bullets

D G/B G G D G/B G G Rhett & Link D G/B G Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song D G/B G Now that we've been on this journey so long D G/B G Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away D G/B G Has really made me think I've got something to say Ooooh Lee G D Hey baby G/B Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too G Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue D G/B G Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort All D G/B G If bubbles were bullets, I'd blow you away D G/B G I'd pop the champagne and make a clean get away D G/B G If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath D G/B G Tub farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath A But if bubbles were bullets, G If that were really true Then, babycakes G A D I'd take a shot for you G A D I'd take a shot for you G A D I'd take a shot for you