Color A Mythical Beast

F A# F A# F A# On the first day of first grade F A# We were both held in from recess F A# C - 'Cause we were both writing profanities on our desks We wrote bleep And blank F A# Our punishment was coloring unicorns F A# And that's when we became best friends F A# But equally as important C - C - We never defaced public property again A# F So if you have a kid who's writing obscene graffiti A# F Give him a picture of a Mythical Beast A# C - A# - F And he will cease to write profanity C - A# - F Don't write profanity C - A# - F Just color a Mythical Beast!