Stay The Heck At Home

F F Bb The world has caught a virus so I've written you a poem C7 F We need your help to sure it, so stay the heck at home F Bb And if you have got twelve kids or you're living on your own C F Lock it down and isolate and stay the heck at home Bb F If you think you're not at risk here, you're living in a dome G N.C. C N.C. It spreads faster than broken eggs, so stay the heck at home F Bb I need the gym, I need the beach, I hear you cry and moan C7 F You need to grow a brain cell and stay the heck at home Bb F But I feel fine, I don't feel ill C7 F I'll go out on my own Bb F How thick are you, you're selfish still G N.C. C7 Please stay the heck at home F Bb From L.A through to Berlin, from Wuhan through to Rome, C7 F There's people dying every day so stay the heck at home F Bb If you need to contact family, use FaceBook, Skype, or phone C F We've got the consarn internet so stay the heck at home Bb F The only way to slow it down is isolate, not roam C7 F Please help the world get back on track and stay the heck at home Bb F Stay the heck at home, stay the heck at home C N.C. C F Don't you be a silly duck, please stay the heck at home.