Sit On You

G C D D 2x G C I was eating a mexican place with D Some friends and we were fixin' to go G C When I saw a girl I used to know D Who did me wrong not long ago G C Well, all at once I had a mean idea D I looked at my buddies and smiled G I said let's sit back down C And have a few more rounds D And stay for just a little while G C D D G C Every time I eat foreign food D It really tears my stomach up G C So im gonna sit right here and drink beer D Until I have to take me a big ol' dump G C I'll push her off of her bar stool D And as soon as she hits the ground G C D Im gonna stand right over her and pull my britches down G C D Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do G C D G G Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you G C D D G C I'll admit that was one good shit D All runny cuz I had the squirts G She was covered in turds C And nobody said a word D As I wiped my ass on her shirt G C I pulled my pants up everyone was in shock D Nobody did or said a thing G C Then me and my buddies headed out the door D and We just laughed and sang G C D Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do G C D G G Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you G C D D 4x G C So woman if treatin me like shit D Is what you think you'll do G C Then think about my nasty rottin ass D Returnin the favour to you G C D Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do G C D G G Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you