Every Single One

A E A I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A E And once I f**k 'em all once I'm gonna f**k 'em all again A 'Cause you just finished fucking around on me F#m And now I'm gonna get my revenge A E A So I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A E A First I'm gonna f**k Florence - 'Cause she's such a fucking flirt A E Then second comes Shirley - 'Cause she likes taking of her shirt A And then I'm gonna f**k Beth - 'Cause she's got bad breath F#m And a little more nut won't hurt A E A And then I'm gonna f**k Faith Ford - 'Cause I ain't never fucked in a church A E A I'm gonna f**k Heather - Just 'cause she's so fucking hot A E And then I'm gonna f**k Liz - 'Cause she likes jizz a lot A And then I'm gonna f**k Rose - Be-lowing her nose F#m 'Cause she's so dumb she'll think it's just snot A E A F#m Then I'm gonna f**k Tina - Just because she's got such a big fat twat A E A Yeah and I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A E And once I f**k 'em all once I'm gonna f**k 'em all again A 'Cause you just finished fucking around on me F#m And now I'm gonna get my revenge A E A So I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A E A I'm gonna f**k Tanja - Just 'cause she likes being on top A E And once Stacey gets started - She stays on and don't wanna stop A And then I'm gonna bust Marys hairy fucking cherry F#m 'Cause she's got a muff like a mop A E A F#m And then I'm gonna f**k pretty Peggy Sue 'cause I even got permission from her pop A E A Yeah and I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A E And once I f**k 'em all once I'm gonna f**k 'em all again A 'Cause you just finished fucking around on me F#m And now I'm gonna get my revenge A E A So I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A E A I'm gonna f**k Ruby - 'Cause she's got the biggest boobies I've ever seen A E And then I'm gonna f**k Shelly - 'Cause her shit's shaven clean A And then I'm gonna f**k Caroline - 'Cause she don't mind F#m And from behind if you know what I mean A E A And I'm gonna f**k Jill - 'Cause she's on the pill and she'll f**k anything Chrous A E A Yeeah, I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A E And once I f**k 'em all once I'm gonna f**k 'em all again A 'Cause you just finished fucking around on me F#m And now I'm gonna get my revenge A E A F#m So I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A A Then I believe I might just blister - Go to your sisters A A F#m And I might as well mount your mamma too - When I get finished fucking all of them A E A D 'Cause I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends A E D E A Yeah, I'm gonna f**k every single one of your friends