No Way Jose

D E A A A E E7 Well it's Friday night and my friend Jose is calling me, A Saying, hey Compadre, come on out and play. E A There's a place right down the street D D/C# B7 Where the pretty cowgirls meet B7 You'd think by now that I would know E What my reply should be A D No way, Jose Cuervo E A You're a bad hombre, Amigo A You're out to get me in D D/C# B7 Mucho trouble again D E A No how - No way - Jose D E A A A E7 Jose you say I'm handsome and I'm bulletproof E A And every cowgirl wants to dance with me. A Still I oughta turn you down D B7 Cause every time I turn you up B7 I end up with an aching head E In traction or in love A D Why can't I say No way, Jose Cuervo E A You're a bad hombre, Amigo A You're out to get me in D D/C# B7 Mucho trouble again D E A No how - No way - Jose F#m Bm Buenos dias, muchas gracias, uno mas por favor B7 You'd think a cat that talks like that E B7 E Would learn to say no more A D No how, No way, Jose Cuervo E A You're a bad hombre Amigo A You're out to get me in D D/C# B7 Mucho trouble once again D E A No how, No way, Jose D E A No how, No way, Jose .....