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Eb Fm7 Bb 3x Eb Is that the sweater I bought you Gm On July 13th? Fm7 Bb I can tell by the color, I still have the receipt Eb It's pinned by my wall Gm It stares me dead in the eye Fm7 Bb It haunts me day and night, but I wonder why Eb I haven't torn it to shreds Gm It's a pain in my throat Fm7 Bb But it goes so well with your black wool coat Eb Gm I see it in pictures, it's been worn so well Fm But it's awful stretched out Bb Fm Has it been worn by somebody else? Gm Ab Has it been getting around? Ab Cm Bb I bet it doesn't smell like jasmine, or roses Ab Or your laundry Bb I suppose it's Cm Probably cigarettes Bb Or Jameson Ab Bb Like all of your nights have been wasted in Cm Bb Ab Bb A 1973 Chevrolet Caprice, and somebody had better call the police Cm 'Cause to me Ab Bb You might as well be missing or dead Eb Fm7 Bb 4x Eb I heard he put it in the dryer Gm I heard it fell apart Fm7 Bb The threads came undone, and it's not too hard to read Eb Gm A 3-inch tag that sticks out from the back Fm7 Bb Eb I don't blame you, 'cause he always lacked the brain cells Gm Fm7 Bb And the capacity to follow any direction, it's an atrocity Eb Gm The way he treated my sweater, it came from the soul Fm7 Bb Fm But everything gets worn, everything eventually gets old Eb Ab How do you plan to fight the cold? Ab Cm Bb I bet it doesn't smell like jasmine, or roses Ab Or your laundry Bb I suppose it's Cm Probably cigarettes Bb Or Jameson Ab Bb Like all of your nights have been wasted in Cm Bb Ab Bb A 1973 Chevrolet Caprice, and somebody had better call the police Cm 'Cause to me Ab Bb You might as well be missing or dead Eb Fm7 Bb Eb Fm7 Bb Oh, you might as well be missing or dead Eb Gm It used to be the nicest blend of black and white, but now it's all just gray Fm7 Bb All the tiny little colors have worn away Eb Gm Fm7 I hope you wore it to pieces and that it didn't just fade away Bb Eb Gm That day he threw it in the washing machine without a second thought Fm7 Bb But the worst part is you weren't distraught Eb Gm You said, "Shit, that sucks, throw it in the trash" Fm7 What did he do to you? Bb Fm7 You were never quite that rash Eb What made you so rash? Ab Bb What made you so rash? Cm Bb Bet it doesn't smell like jasmine, or roses Ab Or your laundry Bb I suppose it's Cm Probably cigarettes Bb Or Jameson Ab Bb Like all of your nights have been wasted in Cm Bb Ab Bb A 1973 Chevrolet Caprice, and somebody had better call the police Cm 'Cause to me ('Cause to me) Ab Bb You might as well be missing or dead Eb Fm Bb I haven't heard from you in weeks Eb Fm Bb 2x I haven't heard from you in weeks Eb Fm Bb I haven't heard from you in weeks