You Only Live Once The Asshole Song

G D You squeeze into your jeans Em C D Kiss me on the cheek as you leave G D It's always fun, til it's all done Em C D And I still feel like G D I want something more, I want something deep Em C D I want something nobody else ever sees G D I want to touch you there Em C D And I really don't mind the hair G D Em C D G You only live once so let me lick your asshole D Em C D Your asshole G D Em C D G You only live once so let me lick your asshole D Em C D Your asshole G D I know it's scary and sometimes hairy Em C D But I want to know you, Jerry G Em For what are we waiting? Why bother dating? Em C D You only live once so let's stop hesitating G D I get that you fear it might make you queer Em C D But wouldn't that news be useful to hear? G D C'mon lemme see 'em! Your cheeks and your perineum Em C D That cute little starfish, your scrotum and lingam, G D Give it a wash, rinse and repeat Em C D An enema is better than the risk of disease (that's true) G D Now you're feeling hot, so fresh and so clean Em C D Give me a taste of those fresh salad greens! G D Em C D G You only live once so let me lick your asshole D Em C D Your asshole G D Em C D G You only live once so let me lick your asshole D Em C D Your asshole G D Just 'cause you're straight don't mean you got no prostate Em C D Babe that wasn't no mistake when I slipped onto your taint G Em Let me in! C D It ain't no sin! G Yeah, that freaky little pink D I wanna get kinky in the stink Em Don't bother trimmin', don't mind the linens C I'll be winnin' D G D G D I'm gonna be rimmin' YOUUUUUUUU! G D Em C D G You only live once so let me lick your asshole D Em C D Your asshole G D Em C D G You only live once so let me lick your asshole D Em C D Your asshole