I'm A Gonna Wrap Myself In Paper

C G C G I`m a gonna wrap myself in paper, I`m a gonna dub myself with glue, C F C G C stick some stamps on top of my head, I`m a gonna mail myself to you. C G C G I`m a gonna tie me up in a little red string, I`m a gonna tie a blue ribbon, too, C F C G C climb up into my mailbox, I`m a gonna mail myself to you. And then the postman comes and takes me out of the mailbox and takes me downtown to the post-office. And they put me on y big train in a big sack, and then it gets to your city. And they take the sack and they throw it off the train, and they take me up to your post-office. And your postman comes and takes me down the street to your house. C G C G When you find me in your mailbox, cut the string and let me out, C F C G C wash the glue off of my fingers, stick some bubble-gum in my mouth. C G C G Take me out of my wrapping paper, wash the stamps off of my head. C F C G C Pour me full of some ice-cram soda, stick me into a nice warm bed.