Hailing Taquitos

Dm A# (What is that up in the sky?) F C (Owww!) Dm Hailing taquitos A# It's hailing taquitos F At the park, over the yard C Put on your bike helmet 'cause they're coming down hard Dm Hailing taquitos A# It's hailing taquitos F Guacamole, sour cream C Is it nightmare or is it a Dm dream? (Is it a dream?) A# They're crunchy and they're F fried (so fried) C And they're falling from the sky Dm (from the sky) A# You might want to stay in F Inside (Lookout!) C (Owww, my eye!) Dm (News flash! Important information) A# (Taquito's coming down all over nation) F (Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie) N.C. (It's a Taquito apocolypse-y) Dm Hailing taquitos A# It's hailing taquitos F Run for cover, don't be slow C There's beef, and chicken, and potato Dm Hailing taquitos A# It's hailing taquitos F Corn tortillas rolled up tight C Coming down fast with no end in Dm sight (no end in sight) A# They're greasy and they're F hot (so hot) C They keep falling from the sky Dm (they keep on falling) They're kind of A# pointy so they hurt a F Lot (Dude, watch out!) C (Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!) Dm A# F C (What is that?) (It's the Tacobot Three Thousand!) Dm A# (He's shooting the taquitos with his taco ray) F C (And turning them into harmless tacos) (We're saved!) (Hooray!) (It's a miracle) Dm Hailing taquitos A# It's hailing taquitos F (beef, chicken,) C (potato, cheese) Dm Hailing taquitos A# It's hailing taquitos F (beef, chicken,) C (potato, cheese) Dm A# (Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000,) F C N.C. Dm (humanity was saved. Or was it?) (Owww, my first eye again!)