Scenes From My Funeral

| C | C/B | Am7 | A (barre) | G (barre) | D | D/A | Bm7 | G | Gmaj7 | F# | G (barre) | F# | G (barre) | | F# | G (barre) | G 2 | G | Dsus2 | D | Am 2 | Amadd9 | F# | G (barre) | F# | G (barre) | F# | G (barre) | | G 2 | G | Dsus2 | D | Am 2 | Amadd9 | F# | G (barre) | F# | G (barre) | F# | G (barre) | G 2 | G | | Dsus2 | D5 | D | A | C C/B Am7 A (barre) G (barre) D it's funny that when I die my friends will get to see D/A Bm7 G Gmaj7 F# G (barre) F# G (barre) F# G (barre) what kind of suit my mom buries me in G 2 G Dsus2 D Am 2 Amadd9 F# G (barre) F# G (barre) F# G (barre) I hope it's dark blue with blue stars G 2 G Dsus2 D Am 2 Amadd9 F# G (barre) F# G (barre) F# G (barre) I hope it's dark blue with blue stars G 2 G Dsus2 D5 D A I hope it's dark blue with blue stars C C/B Am7 when the priest leans over me A (barre) G (barre) D and starts talking about Jesus D/A Bm7 G Gmaj7 F# G (barre) F# G (barre) F# G (barre) and the state of my soul please remind him G 2 G Dsus2 D Am 2 Amadd9 F# G (barre) F# G (barre) F# G (barre) we're having a funeral here, not a play G 2 G Dsus2 D Am 2 Amadd9 F# G (barre) F# G (barre) F# G (barre) we're having a funeral here, not a play G 2 G Dsus2 D5 D A we're having a funeral here, not a play F pick me up F four for each side of the box A#m Gm F march me to the shiny black car F long winding procession of cars A#m mostly of silver and black Gm C gentleman in black suits and the ladies in black dresses and gloves F now carry me out to the grave A#m the spot where I'm paid to be buried Gm and just before whoever gives the command C to send my coffin down F I'll jump out of the box and tap dance Dm from head to bald head Gm D (low string) Gm I'll swoop and I'll spin D (low string) C I'll rise and dive down again F C Gm I'll laugh like a baby so happy and free (guitar part) Gm C F and no one will see no one will notice me | F | C | F | C | F | Am | Dm | C | F |