Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap Chords - of Montreal

Intro/

Verse 1

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If you want to be a good monster, don't swallow mine It's all fine and dandy, this slow betrayal You found friends, to agree and understand If you want to be a good monster, don't bother Em A

Chorus

Verse 2

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You are a locked window, I can see in but can't get in Locked in your room, until you've learned your lesson I am a gift, which you refuse to open If you want to be a good monster, don't bother Em A

Chorus

D Em Bm F#m mix bag, grab bag, pop the question, G D A have a ball running wild between your spaghetti legs D Em Bm F#m mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots, D A Bm you best believe my love could fix the faucet (Repeat Chorus) D Em Chasing after honey Bm F#m Bet you found something D Em Why name me what I want Bm F#m If I am a gift D Em Just waiting to be opened Bm Em Coming out of my shell? D Bm If I am a gift F#m Em Why don"t you open me? A