My What A Strange Day With A Swede

| Gm | guitar riff | C | Cm7 2 Cm 2 Ddim Ab Cdim Gb6add9 when I rode in a trolley across your face with a Swedish man Dbm7 Cm7 Bbm7 I bet that wasn't in your plans for the day D C G my, what a strange day for poor little Nietzsche Cm 2 F why so forlorn, you know we love you, Nietzsche C9 Db9 Gm and all of your friends have come to see you, Nietzsche Gb so let us see you, Nietzsche C D everyone's waiting, Nietzsche C G don't be so sneaky Cm7 2 Cm 2 Ddim Ab Cdim Gb6add9 when he smeared a candy bar across your face with a gloveless hand Dbm7 Cm7 Bbm7 I thought you'd never stop lashing the Swede D C G my, what a strange day for poor little Nietzsche Cm 2 F why so forlorn, you know we love you, Nietzsche C9 Db9 Gm and all of your friends have come to see you, Nietzsche Gb so let us see you, Nietzsche C D everyone's waiting, Nietzsche C G don't be so sneaky G F G what more could be done on a day like today G7 (barre) F then to lock up your heart and quickly swallow the key Dm C now, I'm going to tell you something we can do Dm C if you cut off my head, I'll cut yours off for you Gm (guitar riff) C I'll cut it off for you, I'll cut it off for you, I'll cut it off for you | Cm7 2 | Cm 2 | Ddim | Ab | Cdim | Gb6add9 | Dbm7| Cm7 | Bbm7 | D | C G poor little Nietzsche Cm 2 F why so forlorn, you know we love you, Nietzsche C9 Db9 Gm and all of your friends have come to see you, Nietzsche Gb so let us see you, Nietzsche C D everyone's waiting, Nietzsche C G don't be so sneaky G F G what more could be done on a day like today G7 (barre) F then to lock up your heart and quickly swallow the key | Cm | Gb | Cm7 2 Cm 2 Ddim Ab Cdim Gb6add9 I like the image of us tossing our heads at a Swedish man Dbm7 Cm7 Bbm7 I bet he'd never telephone us again D not even to say C G my, what a strange day for poor little Nietzsche Cm 2 F why so forlorn, you know we love you, Nietzsche C9 Db9 Gm and all of your friends have come to see you, Nietzsche Gb so let us see you, Nietzsche C D everyone's waiting, Nietzsche C G don't be so sneaky | D | G | D | G | D | G | D | G | D |