My Favorite Boxer

Hector Ormanos my favorite boxer Gm F Ebm Adim He goes smasho and Every one cheers Bb Dm/A F7 Fm7 Bb Dm/Bm F7 Fm7 F He turns big men to whimpering cowards Gm F Ebm Adim Hes so strong and how I adore him. Bb Dm/A F7 Fm7 Bb Dm/Bm F7 Fm7 F Change to Ab 2/4: But Im so weak. Cm Db So much so that Im afraid to walk alone down my street Eb Ab I know Ill never be as brave as Hector Ormano! Cm/Eb Db (Same Chords as before) Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer His smile is so white like elephant ivory Hes so handsome and all of his girlfriends Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves (Same Chords As before) But I don't know many girls And I certainly dont know any girls like that Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano Change to Db 2/8(?): One summer day I was sitting on the bridge Db Bbm Ab Gb Ab Looking at the water below Ab7 Db When I hear some laughter and a familiar voice Db Ab Bbm Ab Gb Ab Coming from down the road. Ab7 Db It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped Cm/Eb Gb I saw Hector Ormano with some friends Cm/Eb Gb And as they approached my mind went blank Ab Gb As I struggled to find the words Ab I was dying to tell him Ab7 Db Ooh Bbm Fm Gb Ab->7 Db As Hector walked by he picked up a stick Db Ab Bbm Ab Gb Ab And threw it at my head Ab7 Db His friends went quiet and Hector said to me Db Ab Bbm Ab Gb Ab What are you looking at wimp? Ab7 Db HHHHHEEEECCCTTTTTOOOORRRR!!!!!! Db Back to Bb 4/4: Hector Ormanos my favorite boxer Gm F Ebm Adim Even thought he was mean to me. Bb Dm/A F7 Fm7 Bb Dm/Bm F7 Fm7 F My father thinks im a meaningless no one Gm F Ebm Adim Compared to the perfect Hector Ormano Bb Dm/A F7 Fm7 Bb Dm/Bm F7 Fm7 F Hum Bb Dm/Bm F7 Fm7 F (Fin)