The Recycle Bin

C G7 C C E Not everything goes into the recycle bin Am You stupid pricks Bb You can't recycle styrofoam F Or a potted plant Fm Or artichoke waste G7 You cocksucker! Fucker! Motherfucker! C Stop tainting the waste stream F With pieces of wood C And old underwear G7 What- what are you gonna recycle those into? C G7 C Huh? Assholes! C E Am Bb Not everything goes into the recycle bin F Fm C G7 A shattered dream? A divorce? Those are just waste C E Am Bb A broken heart is useless to society F Fm C G7 Some things simply must be thrown away C C E Am What do you think we can make with chicken bones anyway? Bb F Recycle 'em into, uh, Pepsi bottles? What the hell is wrong with you? Fm Listen, you fuckheads, a- a- all you have to do is, uh, read the top of the bin G7 Follow the instructions C You're not, uh, five-year-old children F It- It's doctors and lawyers doing this C It's extremely irresponsible G7 C G7 C It's pathetic C E Am Bb Not everything goes into the recycle bin F Fm A career from someone who couldn't meet the grade C G7 That darkness that invades our thoughts C E Am Bb The album that no one bought F Fm C G7 A humble offering from a man re-entering the dating game C E Am Bb Not everything goes into the recycle bin F Fm C G7 Some things simply must be thrown away Outro Chorus C E Am Bb Not everything goes into the recycle bin F Fm C G7 Not my career and not those chicken bones! C E Am Bb Not everything goes into the recycle bin F Fm C G7 A sugar-free birthday cake? A stillborn kitten? C E Am Bb Not everything goes into the recycle bin F Fm C G7 A wedding ring? What are you gonna make out of that? A car? C E Am Bb Not everything goes into the recycle bin F Fm C G7 You pricks! You fucking pricks! C E Am Bb Not everything goes into the recycle bin F Fm C G7 God damn it to hell C