Its Gonna Get Weird

C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ Em* C* Today's just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling N.C. Ha ha ha! C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C* I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling, C D full of...Tarantulas! G A And now that I'm here, C* D* tonight.. it's gonna get.. C* WEIRD! ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* Em C* HA HA HA HA! C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C* F D Look at these creatures, not enough features G E Cats should breathe fire, bears should sing choir Am C (choir noises idk) C (Spoken: Hmm! Very nice!) F D Look at this tower, under my power! G E Am C Look at these people, puny and feeble! (Woo hoo!) F* ~ ~ F* ~ ~ Dm* ~ ~ E* Am* Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you F* ~ ~ F* ~ ~ Dm* ~ E* Am* From the delusions society gave you D F#m Gravity's a lie! Am E So is the sky F F#m F# C Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE! C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C* HA HA! C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C* (Spoken: WOO! AW MAN! THIS IS CRAZY!) F Look at this money! D Who's that, honey? G E Look throughout history, how could you miss me? Am C (Spoken: Seriously, I am ALL over the place!) F Look at this weather, D I could do better! G Mandelbrot rainbows! E Screaming tornadoes! Am C Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada! F D Look at this loser, drinking coffee! G (sips) N.C. Hmm ..Now it's decaf! Am (spits) C HAHAHAHAHA! F Look at these people, D calling me evil! G Right back at ya, E Now you're all statues! Am C Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada F A Dm EVERYTHING YOU KNOW HAS DISAPPEARED Fm IT'S GONNA GET C WEIRD