My Favorite Things Parody

Em Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, C Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Am D G C Bundles of magazines tied up in string, G C Am B7 These are a few of my favorite things Em Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, C Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Am D G C Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, G C Am B7 These are a few of my favorite things E Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions, A No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Am D G C Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring, G C Am B7 These are a few of my favorite things Em Am When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, Em C When the knees go bad, Am A I simply remember my favorite things G C Am D G and then I won't feel so bad E Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin', A Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', Am D G C And we won't mention our short-shrunken frames, G C Am B7 When we remember our favorite things. Em Am B7 When the joints ache, when the hips break, Em C When the eyes grow dim, Am A Then I remember the great life I've had, G C Am D G And then I don't feel so bad.