Been There Dun Das - Christmas Ham

D E D Waiting, watching the clock, it's Xmas eve, she’s got to shop E Buy ham, takes the store, she’s hosting a ham feast F G Butcher opens the door she strolls over F G Holds her breath, looks the display over D A G D She lies and says she's got a turkey to trim A G D Can't find a Christmas Ham A G D She wants a shoulder, or glazed instead Asus4 A Can't find a Christmas Ham D Dsus4 D Can't find a Christmas Ham Asus4 A G Can't find a Christmas Ham Oh D E D E D Swearing to herself, it was on the shelf just yesterday E She tells herself, oh D E Memories, back when she was young and strong and waited for F G The meal to come along F G Swears she chewed it, now she swears it's gone D A G D She lies and says she's got a turkey to trim A G D Can't find a Christmas Ham A G D She wants a shoulder, or glazed instead A G D Can't find a Christmas Ham A G D She lies and says she's got turkey and yams A G D Can't find a Christmas Ham A G D She wants a shoulder, or glazed instead Asus4 A Can't find a Christmas Ham D Dsus4 D Can't find a Christmas Ham Asus4 A G Can't find a Christmas Ham D A G She loves ham yeah D A G She don't want to leave this way D A G She needs ham yeah D A G That's why she'll be back again D A G Can't find a Christmas ham D A G Can't find a Christmas ham D A G Can't find a Christmas ham D A G Can't find a Christmas ham D