Mamas Broken Heart

Em Em I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors B7 I screamed his name till the neighbors called the cops Em I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver B7 Em Don't know what I did next all I know, I couldn't stop Em Word got around to the barflies and the baptists B7 My mama's phone started ringin' off the hook Em I can hear her now sayin' she ain't gonna have it B7 Em Don't matter how you feel, it only matters how you look Em Go and fix your make up girl, it's just a break up B7 Run an' hide your crazy and start actin' like a lady Em 'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together B7 Em Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart Em I wish I could be just a little less dramatic B7 Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames Em Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches B7 Em When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame Em Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation B7 Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make Em My mama came from a softer generation B7 Em Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face Em Go and fix your make up girl, it's just a break up B7 Run an' hide your crazy and start actin' like a lady Em 'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together B7 Em Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart Em Powder your nose, paint your toes, line your lips and keep 'em closed Cross your legs, dot your I's, and never let 'em see you cry Em Go and fix your make up girl, well, it's just a break up B7 Run an' hide your crazy and start actin' like a lady Em 'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together B7 Em Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart Em