Perfect Crime

E B D A E B Hey you, don't get off of my cloud D A I find you fascinating E B In this world, full of liars and thieves D A You're sweet and supplicating E Whereas I practice B D A All of the deadly sins that there are E B With a split, silver tongue D A I am calling heaven above E A Cause I've been thinking of the perfect crime E B And waiting for the perfect card to pull E A A victim of a one-track mind E B Been thinking of the perfect time to call C# A A friend in need's a friend indeed E B I'll keep you closer than an enemy E A Been thinking of the perfect crime E B I was raised on Holden Caulfield D A Persona non grata E B Elvis, Jagger, Lennon and Neil D A Were my alma mater E B You can judge, I suppose D A But it's your neck caught in the rope E B Little things we do to cope D A Better wash my mouth out with soap E A Cause I've been thinking of the perfect crime E B And waiting for the perfect card to pull E A A victim of a one-track mind E B Been thinking of the perfect time to call C# A A friend in need's a friend indeed E B I'll keep you closer than an enemy E A Been thinking of the perfect crime A B E C# Something wicked, this way, comes A B E C# Grab your torches and your guns A B E D C# It's the beast that lives within my child A B Painted red and white E D A Oh, oh! E A Cause I've been thinking of the perfect crime E B And waiting for the perfect card to pull E A A victim of a one-track mind E B Been thinking of the perfect time to call C# A A friend in need's a friend indeed E B I'll keep you closer than an enemy E Been thinking of the perfect crime