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C Fm Why'd we have to be so hip? C Fm Why'd we have to take that trip? Honey C Em Dm You look dumb in dungarees, and frankly, so do I C Em So go put on your nicest dress Fm Em Dm And I'll put on my tie here's why C I'm tired of rock n' rollin' F C Let's get married honey let's go bowlin' C Throw away our pot and acid D G Spend a week in that Lake Placid C F It's too hard to live in this town if you're strange C G C What's say you and I get normal for a change C C7 What's say you and I get normal F C It don't have to be that formal G We'll just sit and watch TV like others do F We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes C F Cut our hair so folks won't hate us C G C Life is nuts enough just livin' here with you C Let's see who can be most boring F C You do the dishes honey, I'll start snoring C We'll get a mower do some mowin' D G Spend all mornin' gettin' it goin' C F We'll show everyone in town we're not deranged C G C What's say you and I get normal for a change C C7 What's say you and I get normal F C It don't have to be that formal G We'll just sit and watch TV like others do F We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes C F Cut our hair so folks won't hate us C G C Life is nuts enough just livin' here with you G It's gonna change us honey sexually F G C From now on, we'll just be once-a-week'rs G B7 Am It's gonna change us darlin', even musically D We'll get our records through the mail G Get a set of lousy speakers C So if you'll beg my pardon F C I'm goin' out and start a garden C It'll just be small potatoes D G Just some lettuce and tomatoes C F And if either one comes up we'll join the grange C G C What's say you and I get normal for a change C C7 What's say you and I get normal F C It don't have to be that formal G We'll just sit and watch TV like others do F We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes C F Cut our hair so folks won't hate us C G C Life is nuts enough just livin' here with you G C G C It's true livin' here with you and Bobby McGoo