Jesus Is Easy

C D G G C I tried yoga I couldn't do it G D I tried macrobiotics couldn't chew it I blew it G C And Scientology it made a fool of me G D Now I'm back to thinkin' things that I thought when I was three G Jesus is easy C G D Just get down on your knees He's gonna listen to your every prayer G Jesus is easy C G D G Just get down on your knees He's everywhere Jesus Christ He's everywhere G C I tried women oh how I tried 'em G D I took little boys in leather suits outside and had 'em tied G C I tried a poodle a collie Kookla Fran & Ollie G D But Mary in the manger's got me satisfied G Jesus is easy C G D Just get down on your knees He's gonna listen to your every prayer G Jesus is easy C G D G Just get down on your knees He's everywhere Jesus Christ He's everywhere G C I tried reefer couldn't roll it G D I tried acid and mescaline I could not control it G C I did coke I couldn't afford my soul was feeling bored G D Now I'm high as a kite I'm up in heaven with the Lord G Jesus is easy C G D Just get down on your knees He's gonna listen to your every prayer G Jesus is easy C G D G Just get down on your knees He's everywhere Jesus Christ He's everywhere C G I said He's got churches everywhere