Gimme That Electronic Religion

G D7 G Give me that electronic religion, give me that electronic religion, G7 C G D7 G Give me that electronic religion, at the altar of TV. G D7 G It's good enough for Jerry Falwell. It's good enough for Jimmy Swagart. G7 C G D7 G In the words of old Pat Robertson, "For salvation vote for me." G D7 G Put your faith in television and the preachers to be seen. G7 C G D7 G When we get to heaven St. Peter will say, "Just how big was your screen?" G D7 G I got TV in my bedroom, in my bathroom there's one there, G7 C G D7 G I got TV sets all over the house, now God is everywhere. G D7 G I got religion on my Betamax, fast forward signified, G7 C G D7 G I keep the good book on the table, it's a Gideon TV Guide. G D7 G Give me that electronic religion, give me that electronic religion, G7 C G D7 G Give me that electronic religion, at the altar of TV. G D7 G They got TV up in heaven, and I know that down below G7 C G D7 G Is the dirty channel of the devil... they call it H.BO. G D7 G Moses wandered in the desert, in a tale no one forgets. G7 C G D7 G He went up on Mount Sinai, God handed him the ten cassettes. G D7 G My antenna is rotating, Pat Robertson's coming in clear, G7 C G D7 G Saying, "Put the money in the envelope, election time draws near." G D7 G I got religion via satelite, it's high tech piety. G7 C G D7 G The bigger the dish upon my roof, the nearer my god to thee.