So You Will Know How To Pray

G B7 All my prayer warriors, gather near C G I got specific information for selective ears C C#m G E7 It's big, it's bad, it's really sad, it hurts me to tell G C#m D I'm certain there's some flirting with the fiery flames of hell G B7 I'm only telling you this, so you will know how to pray E7 I ain't one to gossip, that just isn't my way C C#m G E7 But you need to know all of the details, what lead them astray G C#m G C#m G I'm only telling you this so you will know how to pray B7 Now, stop me if you've heard this, and I'll hush C G But it's enough to make a hardened baptist blush C C#m G C#m It's sick, it's wicked, really twisted, can you believe G C#m D I'm certain there's some flirting, like the serpent tempted eve G B7 I'm only telling you this, so you will know how to pray E7 I ain't one to gossip, that just isn't my way C C#m G E7 But you need to know all of the details, what lead them astray G I'm only telling you this so you will know how to pray B7 Whoa pray, pray pray G D G The church is on the mainline, everbody pray C G E7 But please don't tell the preacher, don't you give me away G C#m G I'm only telling you this so you will know how to pray B7 Whoa pray, sing pray C D G We need to start a prayer chain, everybody pray C G E7 I wouldn't want him to know that I had something to say G C G C But I'm telling you this so you will know how to pray C#m G E7 We all know better, bless our hearts, but we do it anyway C#m G I'm only telling you this so you will know how to pray