Mighty As Kong - Ver 2

G D He got to New York City A Bm He had just arrived G A He was hungry, he was naked Bm He was barely alive G D Tried to make it big in showbiz A Bm He showed 'em what he had G A But they all just laughed in his face G D He broke out of them chains A Climbed straight to the top Bm G D Picked up a girl along the way A Bm Showed 'em all who was boss G D Cause back in his hometown A Bm They called him a king G A And it wasn't about his size, uh-uh Em7 A And I think of my friend every time that I feel small Em A He never let his tiny penis make him forget He was the greatest of all A G He was mighty (Mighty, mighty) D Mighty as Kong A G Yeah, he was mighty (Mighty, mighty) D Mighty as Kong A G A It doesn't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk D A Bm When you're king, no one cares about the size of your junk Em Nah, not when you're mighty G D A Yeah, mighty as Kong G D A My buddy was smaller in 1933 Bm G D A Bm Came back in 2005, but didn't make history G D A Bm Cause bigger don't mean it's better quality G A I mean, just look at the Empire State It ain't that impressive, man Em7 A I've never seen the ending, nah, I always turn it off Cause I'm pretty sure Em My buddy's gonna live forever A Swattin' down planes and holdin' up his girl A G He was mighty (Mighty, mighty) D Mighty as Kong A G Yeah, he was mighty (Mighty, mighty) D Mighty as Kong A G A It doesn't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk D A Bm When you're king, no one cares about the size of your junk Em Nah, not when you're mighty G D A Yeah, mighty as Kong C I'm not as big as I'd like to be G She came to my jungle, she laughed at me C So I sat her down and told his story because A I'm an American man with an American song Takin' an American stand on my American dong D Cause I'm mighty (Mighty, mighty) G D Ooh, mighty as Kong, woo A G Yeah, I'm mighty (Mighty, mighty) D Yeah, mighty as Kong A As sure as my name is Glen Henderson G A You can find me at home on Maplewood Drive D A Bm I'm the guy in the window thankin' God I'm alive Em So proud he made me mighty G D Bm Yeah, mighty as Kong Em Now you know I'm mighty G B G D Yeah, mighty as Kong