If You Empty Out All Your Pockets

E A E A E (4x) Before I went to jail A E When I was sayin' that I was free You was lined up down the avenue B Just about as far as I could see A You got one eye on my dungarees E And another on my reviews And a third one on the waitress B E She was straightenin' up the pews A She was passin' around a basket E She was wipin' off the spoon B A E She was readin' the handwriting on the moon (handwriting on the moon) You call yourself a handyman A E You can do anything with your hands Telling me about your family B Telling me about your plans A Yeah, well I ain't got the belly for this E And you ain't got the brains And if you emptied out all of your pockets, honey B E You could not make the change A She keeps passin' around that basket E You keep droppin' in your dues B A E Instead of readin' the handwriting on the moon (handwriting on the moon) A Mine sure ain't the belly E And I know yours ain't the brains And if you emptied out all your pockets, honey B E You could not make the change If you emptied out all of your pockets, baby B A E You could not make the change___ (fade to end) A E A E A E