Dress Like A Pirate

G C What if I woke up and decided I wanna dress like a pirate G C I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at Target Em D G Well maybe someday I'll sail the sea Em D G glad I woke up to write this song Em D G If it makes me enough money Em D G I'll be gone, gone, gone, gone, gone G Don't wanna spread any hate C or do much plunderin' to ya G just want a map that may or may not C lead me to buried moola Em D G Oh, I blame it all on my dad Em D G He'd always urge me to play along Em D G makin' movies in the backyard Em D G Oh, my heart is too far gone Em D G Well, maybe someday I'll sail the sea Em D G Be the hero of my own tale Em D G If I die before then maybe B Em D G I'll reincarnate as a whale C Where's my green flag? D7 Where's my go ahead? G B Em Wanna do something crazy before I'm dead C Lotsa red flags D7 I'm ignoring them G Don't need a ship Em Guess a raft would be alright instead C Just get me out of here Cm Just get me out of here G C One day I woke up and decided I wanna dress like a pirate G C I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at target Em D G Well, maybe someday I'll sail that sea Em D G be the hero of my own life Em D G If it makes me enough money B Em D G I'll finally quit my nine to five Em D G Well, just you watch Imma sail that sea Em D G Glad I woke up to write this song Em D G When it makes me enough money B Em D G I'll be gone, gone, gone, gone, gone Em D G Gone, Gone, Gone, Gone, Gone Em D G B Gone, Gone, Gone, Gone, Gone Em D G Gone, Gone, Gone, Gone, Gone