Hades

D D I bought a pony and I named her Gwyneth D A And rode her around in a beautiful meadow D D Gwyneth got mad and knocked me off her back D A And then stomped on my throat and I died D D Down in the underworld I start a band D A And we get pretty good even Hades joins in D D He plays the tambourine so wicked wonderful A Jealousy starts to sink in Em A D Em "Hades it's supposed to be my band. Hey man, I am the frontman!" Em A D "If you wanna stay involved then you better fall back in line" Em A D Em "Hades it's supposed to be my group, like hey dude you're not supposed to Em A D Em Be doin' power slides on stage, if you misbehave then you're out" D D Hades evicts me to land of the living D A And I start anew as a bakers appretice D D I'm really bad and the Baker gets mad D A And he bakes me right into a pie D D Down in the underworld I buy a van D A And I start on a road trip but I run out of gas D D I stop at the station to fill up the tank D A And then Hades hops into the back Em A D Em "Hades it's supposed to be my van, hey man take off my Ray-Bans" Em A D Em "If you wanna tag along then you better fall back in line" Em A D Em "Hades it's supposed to be my ride hey, I like the AC high" Em A D Em "If you keep on turnin' knobs and without a cause then you're out" D I drop off Hades and drive back to earth D C And I start a new business as "tamer of sharks" D It goes about as well as you'd expect D C And they eat both my face and my heart D Down in the underworld I look for grandmother D C She had the sweetest soul I missed her so D But when I arrive I find Hades inside D C And she's serving him supper Oh no Em A D Em "Hades that's supposed to be my Gran, hey man, quit holding her hand" Em A D Em "If you wanna hang at all, then you better fall back in line" Em A D Em "Hades she was married to Grandpa, hey dog you're doing me so wrong Em A D Em "If you wanna be my friend, then you tell my Gran that you're out" D Hades feels awkward and he runs away after D C After bringing my grandma and me back to life D I take grandma to grandpa but he thinks we're tresspassin' D C Shoots through my belly on sight D Down in the underworld I start a petting zoo D C I forge a bond with my favourite goat D One day I show up and I wanna throw up D C 'Cause Hades has him on the stove Em A D Em "Hades that's supposed to be my ram, hey man get with the program" Em A D Em "If you wanna pet him fine but you better fall back in line" Em A D Em "Hades that's supposed to be my goat, Hey don't turn up the heat more" Em A D Em "The water is boiling him, Hades what a sin, take him out!" D Hades sends me back to the mortal plane D C And I start a new job as museum curator D One statue falls and cracks through my jaw D C And I bleed out right there on the floor D Down in the underworld I have a beach day D C And join in a sand castle building contest D I make something lovely then Hades comes running D C And flops right on top with his chest Em A D Em "Hades that's supposed to be my sand, hey man do we have aproblem?" Em A D Em "You just ruined every wall, many you gotta fall back in line" Em A D Em "Hades it's supposed to be beach day, why do you do this it beats me" Em A D Em "You're still layin' on my sand, man I'm not a fan please get out" D I lost the contest and sail back to our world D C And go to out to dinner with a couple of buddies D One pulls a prank and puts sauce on my plate D C I'm allergic my stomach explodes D Down in the underworld I get to scheming D C And dreaming up some sort of elaborate heist D I gather a crew but then what can I do? D C Hades shows up and makes them think twice Em A D Em "Hades it's supposed to be my plan, hey man I am the conman" Em A D Em "If you eanna join the squad, then you better fall back in line" Em A D Em "Hades it's supposed to be my heist, hey guy I don't think it's too nice" Em A D Em "How you made my den of theives all wanna leave, just get out" D The crew unassembles I see Hades tremble D C With one single tear and sends me back to my home D I lay down in bed but the frame hits my head C And I'm met with familiar dark D Down in the underworld I go to college D C And stock up a mini fridge with my favourite juice D One day after class Hades don't even ask, D C Drinks the orange and the cranberry too -----CHORUS----- Em A D Em "Hades that's supposed to be my cran, hey man I need antioxidants" Em A D Em "And you drank the apple, awh, man you gotta fall back in line" Em A D Em "Hades it's supposed to be my fridge, juice ain't cheap and I'm not rich" Em A D Em "This is just a one man dorm, as I've said before just get out"