Have A Wank

Am Dm G Am 4x Am What do you do in the middle of the night Dm G When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep Am And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut Dm G And the light is out and the room is dark Am And the curtain’s drawn and you're on your own Dm G Your bed is warm and your dream was rude Am And your hand's restless and your knob is hard? Dm Have a wank, have a wank G Have a mutherfucking wank A I'm getting out my cock D E I pull my foreskin back A I reveal my acorn D E And give it a little smack A I'm thinking of ladies D E7 Playing with their vulvas A And inserting objects D E Into their women's areas A Dm G Am What do you do in the middle of the day Dm G When the TV's shit and there's nothing on Am When you got no money and you got no beer Dm G And you've read the paper from cover to cover Am Dm G The radio's playing a pile of shit like Darius Danesh and Robbie Williams Am Dm Who are the two biggest cunts in the whole wide world? Have a wank G Have a mutherfucking wank A I'm getting out my cock D E I'm gonna wank for Britain A I'm cumming in a sock D E And then I'll put my kit on A I'm wanking as if D E My life depended on it A I'm picturing some tits D E I'm imagining a clit A Come on, come on, DM7 E Come and have a wank with me A Come on, come on, DM7 Come and have a wank with me Come on, come on, E Come and have a wank with me A Come on, come on, E D A Come and have a wank with me Dm G Am Wank your hairy cock with me