Money For Fees

E5 B5 A5 E E5 E5 Tell me how many kidneys does a cowboy need? A5 E5 Cause I could sure use a little money for fees B5 So far this old rodeo aint' been quite what I thought it would be A5 B5 E5 B5 A5 Cause my tires are goin' bald and my hair's gettin' long, the truck's leakin' antifreeze B5 E5 I'm too proud to beg, I'm too nervous to steal, but I'll do anything for the money for fees A5 E5 Well I maxed out my credit card for my membership dues, tryin' to cure these rodeo blues B5 I sold off damn-near everything I own, you seen the price of diesel fuel? A5 B5 E5 B5 A5 Now I'm a junkie without a needle, I'm a sailor without the sea B5 E5 I'm drownin' in debt, I could die of withdrawl I'm desperate for the money for fees E5 A5 E5 B5 A5 B5 E5 B5 A5 B5 E5 E5 A5 E5 Well she wet me down n' tore my body apart, and now she's trying to break my heart B5 If I was gonna take no for an answer I guess I shoulda took it from the start A5 B5 E5 B5 A5 Cause now I'm Gatsby in a cowboy hat, down here on my knee B5 E5 Cryin' darlin darlin would you love me back if I could just get the money for fees E5 A5 E5 B5 A5 B5 E5 B5 A5 B5 E5 E5 A5 E5 Well this aint' the boy my mamma raised but it's the man that i've become B5 My father must've had higher hopes than to raise a prodigal son A5 B5 E5 B5 A5 But for silver and gold I'd sell my soul, to Memphis *indistinguishable* B5 E5 Cause hellfire and fury can't hurt as bad as this life with no money for fees A5 B5 E5 Yeah hellfire and fury can't hurt as bad as this life with no money for fees E5 money for fees E5 money for fees D5 money for fees E5 won't you send me some money for fees? E5 cause I need the money for fees