Two With A Ten

A A A Last night downtown I was drinking the booze Like it was going out of style My whole head got light I lost my eyesight I ain’t been that drunk in awhile D Along about 1 I spotted a queen And I started to make my move Aw, A she was believing every line I was laying Lord I was just too cool Well I E thought I died and gone to heaven But Lord did I look like a fool Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 But at 10 I woke up with a A 2 Last D night I came in at 2 with a 10 But at 10 I woke up with a 2 I’ve got A 20/20 vision when I ain’t drinking But lord when I get on that booze I ain’t E never gone to bed with an ugly woman But I sure woke up with a few Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 But at 10 I woke up with a A 2 Well I made up my mind I was never gonna find Myself in that condition again But here I sit on the same barstool And just look at the shape I’m in I done spotted me another queen Sitting at a table alone So I strolled on over and sat myself down And asked if I can take her home When she said yes, I thought I’d been blessed But boy did I look like a fool Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 But at 10 I woke up with a 2 Repeat Chorus Now E you may laugh But if you’ve got the cash I’ll bet you 10 to 1 you have A too