Crusty Tea

C I was sweating like a pig eating pork chops G One July afternoon C I knew I was bout to shrivel up an die G If I didn't get a drink real soon. C Then I saw me an igloo cooler G Iced tea is what it said F But when I got a drink C Man it sure did stink G C Tasted like somethings dead F Crusty Tea; Crusty Tea C Was all that's left for me G Made want to shout and spit it out my mouth F C It tasted like Guerrilla pee F Crusty Tea; Crusty Tea C I should have just let it be G Nothing taste worst to me F C Than drinking crusty tea. C So I put the cooler back Called my best friend Jack G "Here's a drink to try," F But when he chugged it down C I saw him hit the ground G C I thought he was gonna die F Crusty Tea, Crusty Tea C It taste so nasty G If you drink that stuff, you will throw up F C It'll drive you down to your knees F Crusty Tea; Crusty Tea C You better listen to my plea G Any fool can see F C You shouldn't drink that Crusty Tea.